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• A Religious Bear In the middle of a forest, there was a camper who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear.
  In his fear, all he could do was run as fast as he could....
• An Atheist... A self professed Atheist, hiking in the woods ran across a bear that begins to chase him.
  When he cannot get away from the bear, running, he falls and the bear approaches....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• Who Killed The Bear... An 85 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
  "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child!...
• The 3 bears The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court.
  Momma and Poppa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with....
• A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty 22-gauge rifle with him.
  After a while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim, and fires....
• The Three Bears... It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up.
  Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table....
• Annual checkup An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
  "I've never been better!" he boasted."I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child!...
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....