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  He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw....
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• I used to live in Wyoming, in a small town called Frontier (well, actually a suburb of Frontier called Kemmerer.
  That is pronounced Kemer. No, ya gotta say it FASTER)....
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  He takes the dog by the tail, and starts to spin it in circles!...
• The Cowboy Without His Horse... A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
  Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was....
• A woman walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a beer.
  In a quandary the bartender replies, "Anhauser Busch?...
• This old man rambles into a bar and shuffles up to the counter.
  He leans over the counter and says to the bartender "I'll gouge my eye out for $...
• A cowboy rides into town, hitches up his horse and walks into a bar.
  He goes up, gets a beer, drinks it, and walks out....