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  He slides up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw....
• There once was a three-legged dog who walked into a bar and said, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!
• Punny 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
  2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
• I used to live in Wyoming, in a small town called Frontier (well, actually a suburb of Frontier called Kemmerer.
  That is pronounced Kemer. No, ya gotta say it FASTER)....
• A woman walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a beer.
  In a quandary the bartender replies, "Anhauser Busch?...
• After a hillbilly spent his first night with his new bride, he returned home the next day to his father.
  He said, "Paw, I had to kill my wife." His paw asked him why, to which his son replied that he discovered she was a virgin....
• The Cowboy Without His Horse... A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
  Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was....
• The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorney and a farmer with a bodily injury claim.
  It came from a Houston, Texas insurance agent. Attorney...