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When An Apple Is Green, It's Ready To Pluck, When A Girl Is Sixteen She's Ready To .
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When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck, When a girl is sixteen she's ready to ..WOOPS...wrong number....
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A: None, the bulb will change itself when it is ready....
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The light bulb will change itself when it is ready....