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Hi - I Am A Virus And Am Entering Your Brain Right Now.
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Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now...wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain...leaving now...
Related:
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching.
..searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found...
Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back....
Hi! I am a disabled .signature virus.
Hi this is <name>. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message and then wait by the phone until I call you back....
Hi! I am a .signature virus. Copy me into your .signature file to join in!
Steve is reassembling Elvis' brain and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name .
..", etc....
Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.
The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages "Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am....
This is your brain...THIS is your brain on DOS!