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• Hi! I am a .signature virus. Copy me into your .signature file to join in!
• Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now.
  ..wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain...leaving now......
• If I had a hi-fi
• I Hate Virus's, They Make Me Sick
• Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's Hand Grenades I throw!
• Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, its off to the institution I go!
• Seen in the men's lavatory: Hi, I am 9.5 inches long and two inches thick.
  Under which was the reply: Interesting, and tell me, how big is your dick?...
• Lost In Seattle... A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.
  Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport....
• A Virus?.. Never!