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• Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
• Keep your mouth shut and people will think you stupid; Open it and you remove all doubt.
• Let your speech be better than silence.
• Sex is better than logic but I can't prove it.
• ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE.
  TIME IS WHAT KEEPS THINGS FROM HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE I DIDN'T FIGHT MY WAY TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN TO BE A VEGETARIAN....
• Better to have open eyes than an open mind.
• YOU KNOW YOUR A REDNECK IF.... You still have an 8-track tape player in your car or house.
  Your idea of safe sex doesn't include anyone else....