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• One of my instructors in FE school told me about this.
  Apparently the loadmaster on a USAF C-130 was invited to take the engineer's seat for awhile....
• Warp 5, Mr. Sulu. No, more clutch!
• STAR TREK: IN SEARCH OF POWER "Sulu, set path to the root directory and install the ram disk for 320k.
  We're taking her out." "Aye, sir." "Scotty, I want full power to the megabit ram chips and to the hard drives....
• Q:" How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Seven - Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead....
• Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: 7. Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead....
• How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
  Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead....
• A Long Flight... Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.
  There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left....
• Kirk watched the image of /usr/planet dwindle in the viewer, and turned off his backup copy of the Error Logger.
  "Captain, special Kernel mode AST from Star Fleet command....
• Hi Folks, The following is a little humour written by Tom Wade of EuroKom and Eoin Meehan of Printech International plc.
  We hope it lightens your day! Distribute or destroy at will!...