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• Ahead warp factor one, Mr. Sulu. But Captain--the engines can't take this much longer!
  We'll pivot at warp 2 and bring all tubes to bear, Mr. Sulu....
• One of my instructors in FE school told me about this.
  Apparently the loadmaster on a USAF C-130 was invited to take the engineer's seat for awhile....
• Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
• Q:" How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Seven - Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead....
• Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: 7. Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead....
• How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
  Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead....
• Mr. Reagan currently leads Mr. Mondale by 10 to 15 points in the polls.
  And even more in the calendars....
• STAR TREK: IN SEARCH OF POWER "Sulu, set path to the root directory and install the ram disk for 320k.
  We're taking her out." "Aye, sir." "Scotty, I want full power to the megabit ram chips and to the hard drives....
• More evidence Mr. Jackson doesn't understand the system
  He took it as a put-down when Mr. Mondale didn't consider him for veep....