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Well If You Need Me, I'll Call You........and If I Want Your Opinion, I'll Give It To You.
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Well if you need me, I'll call you........and
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you...
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If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
There was a young girl from Hong Kong Whose cervical cap was a gong.
She said with a yell As a shot rang the bell, "I`ll give you a ding for a dong....
You can have peace. Or you can have freedom: LL
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
PAINT IT LIKE A COW The Fair. I hadn’t been to one of these
“regional events, held annually, consisting of farm and home product displays, and various competitions and entertainments,” since childhood....
Mrs. Jones goes to see her obstetrician, Dr. Smith.
She says, "Dr. Smith, I'm pregnant again. I need a hearing aid....
Well,I'll take whatever i want, and baby i want you.
Maybe a bit on the "im"-practical side but if REVENGE is what you want.
.. I s'pose the keyword (superglue) says it all....
I need a kiss, I need touched, I need your love, I need warmth, I need hugs, I need sex, I need YOU!