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• One day a Catholic Priest, Methodist Preacher, and a Jewish Rabbi were sitting around discussing how they divide the take from each Sabbath.
  The Priest said, "What I do is I draw a line down the center of the room and then throw the money up in the air....
• I'll panic if I bloody well want to.......
• This kid walks into the pharmacy: "I've a hot date tonight, a sure thing, and my buddies said you could fix me up for it.
  "What do you want?" "Well, it's a hot date, man....
• I want my, I want my, I want my XRS!
• I don't want MORE -- I want it ALL! I want it NOW!
• Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
• I want a modem that talks!!
• When there's a will, I want to be in it.
• I don't want a toaster.