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Trying To Sell A Product You Have Never Used Is Like Trying To Sell A Belief You Have Never Believed In.
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Trying to sell a product you have never used
is like trying to sell a belief you have never believed in.
Related:
You're never a loser until you quit trying.
REASONS TO HATE COMPUTERS They cost too much. They break down all the time.
They're too hard to fix. All the different brands are incompatible....
If you never paint a house, you never have to repaint it.
Stupid People... Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".
That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything....
If you can't make it good, sell it to stupid people.
A man walked into a bar and ordered two drinks. He downed the first one and carefully poured the other into his hand.
The bartender looked at him strangely and asked if he wanted another round....
Here's a tagline you have never seen before!
A waiter goes up to a bloke in the restaurant to take his order.
The guy at the table says "I'd like the fried lobster, with french fries and broccoli....
Needing Deodorant... A blonde woman walks into a chemist and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant.
The assistant, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have....