A Waiter Goes Up To A Bloke In The Restaurant To Take His Order.

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A waiter goes up to a bloke in the restaurant to take his order.
The guy at the table says "I'd like the fried lobster, with french
fries and broccoli."
The waiter replies "I'm sorry, sir. We have no broccoli"
The bloke says "Never mind, instead I'll have the roast duck, roast
potatoes, cabbage and broccoli"
The waiter says "Er, no sir, we really have no broccoli today."
The guy says "Oh, in that case I'll have the chicken, sprouts,
carrots, and broccoli."
The waiter is by now well pissed off. "Listen, sir, how do you spell
DOG, as in dogmatic?"
"D-O-G"
"How do you spell CAT as in catastrophe?"
"C-A-T"
"And how do you spell FUCK as in broccoli?"
"Huh? There's no FUCK in broccoli."
"Thats what I've been trying to tell you for the past ten minutes, you
stupid git!!"

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