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• Mummy snake to baby snakes: "Well, you're old enough now to survive in the real world.
  So here are the facts of life. Go forth and multiply....
• Mummy snake to baby snakes: "Well, you're old enough now to survive in the real world.
  So here are the facts of life. Go forth and multiply....
• When Noah was loading the animals on the ark, a pair of adders came to the gangplank.
  Noah said "I'm sorry, but I can only take animals that can multiply, and you're adders"....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• You know the story of Noah's Ark, of course. Well
  after the flood when the ark came to rest on Ararat, Noah released all the animals, and held a meeting and explained to them that the Lord wanted them to be fruitful and multiply and repopulate the earth....
• When Noah's ark had finally come to a rest on top of mount Arara
  and when the waters had receded, Noah and his family - along with all the animals - left the ark, and God told them to be fruitful and multiply upon the earth....
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• five strange ones The following just goes to show what can happen when you have too much time on your hands.
  #1 There were two cows sitting in a field. The first cow says to the other, "Hey, did you hear about that Mad Cow Disease?...
• HIS AND HIRSUTISM Hair. Heads up, my fellow male Marchers.
  Get ready to temporarily ride the new permanent wave, as yet another panacea for male pattern baldness heads for the marketplace....