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This Limerick Was Previously Posted Incorrectly. The Integral Limit Has Been Changed.
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[This limerick was previously posted incorrectly.
The integral limit has been changed.]
Here's a limerick I picked up off the net a few years back - looks better
on paper.
3_
\/3
/
| 2 3 X pi 3_
| z dz X cos(--------) = ln (\/e )
| 9
/
1
Which, of course, translates to:
Integral z-squared dz
from 1 to the cube root of 3
times the cosine
of three pi over 9
equals log of the cube root of 'e'.
And it's correct, too.
Related:
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