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  o fry an egg when there is a fire in the house. The engineer just grabs a huge bucket of water, runs over to the fire, and puts it out....
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  o fry an egg when there is a fire in the house. The engineer just grabs a huge bucket of water and runs over to the fire, putting it out....
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  They are both given empty tea pot. So they both fill it up with water and then put it on a stove and boil it....