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• Three standard Peter Lax jokes (heard in his lectures)
  1. What's the contour integral around Western Europe?...
• Q: What is the value of the contour integral around Western Europe?
  A: Zero. Q: Why? A: Because all poles are in Eastern Europe!...
• A mathematician is asked by a friend who is a devout Christia
  Do you believe in one God?" He answers: "Yes - up to isomorphism....
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• In view of recent admonitions against jokes maligning any class of people, I thought I'd put together some examples of humor that are approved within the Tandem Values.
  Note how these jokes arise from existing ones that are not permitted, showing that humor can be found anywhere....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason On Broadway.
  Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....