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A physicist and a mathematician setting in a faculty lounge.
Suddenly, the coffee machine catches on fire....
An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist are staying in three adjoining cabins at a decrepit old motel.
First the engineer's coffee maker catches fire on the bathroom vanity. He smells the smoke...
A mathematician and a physicist were asked the following questio
Suppose you walked by a burning house and saw a hydrant and a hose not connected to the hydrant....
There were two men trying to decide what to do for a living.
They went to see a counselor, and he decided that they had good problem solving skills....
So a mathematician, an engineer, and a physicist are out hunting together.
They spy a deer(*) in the woods....
A computer scientist, mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were travelling through Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train.
"Aha," says the engineer, "I see that S...
A Mathematician (M) and an Engineer (E) attend a lecture by a Physicist.
What is "pi"? Mathematician: Pi is the number expressing the relationship between the circumference of a circle and its diameter.
Physicist: Pi is 3.1415927 plus or minus 0.00000005 ...
When considering the behaviour of a howitzer: A mathematician will be able to calculate where the shell will land.
A physicist will be able to explain how the shell gets there. An engineer will sta...
An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician find themselves in an anecdote, indeed an anecdote quite similar to many that you have no doubt already heard.
After some observations and rough calculati...

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