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  when he comes up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute....
• There was a girl who just started working in a bank.
  Every day, she noticed that a very attractive man walked by her office....
• Once upon a time, a woman complained to her doctor that she and her husband never had sex anymore.
  So the doctor gave her a bottle of pills and told her to put them in his drink and she would be 'satisfied....
• Prom The photographer in the office next to mine was sending out prom pictures, when her little girl started asking about proms.
  She explained all about them. While going through the shots, they came across one of two girls as a couple, who looked kind of tough....
• Man, I had a girl friend and when I took her to the zoo and she saw what an elephant had, she would not go home with me.
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  She told the young man at the window that she wished to take the $...
• One day a boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Dad whats the difference between hypothetically and reality?
  His father said, "Well son I'll show you. Go over to your mother and ask her if she would screw the guy across the street for $...
• Kids Say the Darndest Things (Young Wisdom - Out of the Mouths of Babes) A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
  On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens....
• Von Neumann and Norbert Wiener were both the subject of many dotty professor stories.
  Von Neumann supposedly had the habit of simply writing answers to homework assignments on the board (the method of solution being, of course, obvious) when he was asked how to solve problems....