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How Can You Tell If Your Girlfriend Is Horny? You Stick Your Hand Down Her Pants And It Feels Like You're Feeding A Horse.
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How can you tell if your girlfriend is horny?
You stick your hand down her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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Q: How can you tell when an elephant's got her period?
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How about the smart ass who runs his hand over your bald spot and sez
"Ooohhhh How Smooooth. It feels like my wife's ass!...