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• Did you hear about the new Polish parachute? It opens on impact ...
• Did you hear about the new birth control pill for men?
  You take it the day after and it changes your blood type!...
• High School Vs College 25. In high school, you do homework.
  In college, you study. 24. No food is allowed in the hall in high school....
• A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car.
  He later received in the mail a ticket for $40, and a photo of his car....
• Did you hear about the new strain of AID? its called hearing-AIDS You get it by listeni to Assholes.
• They're making a new movie about Dan Quayle's military career.
  It's going to be called "FULL DINNER JACKET" Did you hear about the Polock who studied five days for a urine test?...
• Hear about the new Pan Am check-in procedure? You choose between Smoking and Burnt-Beyond-All-Recognition.
• Q: Did you hear about the war between the Poles and the Germans?
  A: The Poles threw dynamite - the Germans lit it and threw it back....