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  He leans over the counter and says to the bartender "I'll gouge my eye out for $...
• A city dude walked into a cowboy bar with a cat under one arm, a six shooter on his hip and a bucket of shit in one hand.
  He walked up to the bar and set down the cat and the bucket....
• The same cowboy rides into another town, goes into a bar, has a beer, walks outside and finds his horse has been stolen.
  He walks into the bar, and fires his gun through the ceiling....
• Have One On Me! A drunk walks into a bar full of customers and slurs to the bartender, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.
  So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $...
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• Kill the nerds Since hunting season is going strong, I thought this might be approprite.
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• A guy walks into a bar and sits down on the barstool.
  "Hey, barthendther, gifth me a beeer." The bartender walks over with a tall cool one, "Here'sth your beeer....
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  ethnic> storms into a local bar and demands "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got!...