A fellow walks into the pharmacy and ask to purchase some condoms.
"What size package would you like?"
"Oh, I get to choose? What do you have?"
"Well we have a six-pack, a nine-pack and a twelve-pack."
"Why so many different ones?"
"Well the six-pack is very popular with our customers of the Jewish
persuasion."
"Why is that?"
"Evidently, once a night, except the sabbath."
"How about the nine-pack?"
"That is very popular with our customers of the black persuasion. Once a
night and twice on weekends."
"How about the twelve-pack."
"That is very popular with our customers of the white persuasion...January,
February, March..."
From: msm5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MARTIN SCOTT MCGUIRE)
Subject: SEX HUMOR 1
Date: 12 Nov 93 16:38:29 GMT
