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• A fellow walks into the pharmacy and ask to purchase some condoms.
  "What size package would you like?" "Oh, I get to choose?...
• There was this guy who won the lottery. He immediately calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I won the lottery, pack your bags.
  And she says, "Well, we only have one suitcase." And he says, "No, just pack your bags,I want you gone when I get home!...
• There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by stuffing the pack into a condom.
  She stopped into the pharmacy to pick some up. The pharmacist said "What brand of condoms to you prefer ma'am....
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  A successful woman is one who can find such a man....
• A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the animal hide with which they made their blanket.
  Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....