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• Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin' around the salad bar at the burger stand one chili day on Coney Island, when I Frito-Lay'd my eyes on the sweetest little tomato I'd ever seen.
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  (Deck The Halls) 9. Rudolph The New York Mayor / Wore A Very Lovely Dress (Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer) 8....
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• How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They covered the toilet bowl with Saran Wrap.
• The World's Easiest Quiz The World's Easiest Quiz (with the answers below) 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
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