Important Tips For Mideastern Travelers
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Here Is A List Of Useful Phrases To Know When Traveling In Moselem Area
Important tips for Mideastern Travelers
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Here is a list of useful phrases to know when traveling in Moselem areas:
Akbar khalil-kili haftir loftan.
"Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun."
Ferkar gabul cardan davat paeah divar.
"I am delighted to accept you kind invitation to lie down on the floor
with my arms above my head and legs apart."
Homaet feka tamomen oef goftehr bandw.
"I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life."
Auto arrarebgh davatma mano sepaheh hastar.
"It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of
your Mercedes 280SL."
Fashel eh tupehman degat mano goftar chesshayeh mohema raieah keaver
rachman.
"If you will do me the great kindness of not harming my genital
appendages, I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in
public."
Khael mapar maneh sonafi amriiki.
"I will most gladly tell you the names and addresses of many American
spies posing as reporters."
Bali, bali, bali.
"What ever you say."
Matener ghermez allieh sayed ghorban.
"Why yes, the red blindfold is lovely, excellency."
Tikeh nun baob khreleh bezong valkhrubr boyast ino begeram.
"The water-soaked bread crumbs are truly delicious. I must have your
recipe."
Keef dechmar otageh shoma mikrastam dehed haftar me rodenah teegz.
"Truly, I would rather be a hostage to your greatly esteemed self than
spend a fortnight upon the person of Cheryl Tiegs."
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
