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What's A Mexican Express Card? A Switchblade.
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What's a Mexican Express card?
A switchblade.
Related:
The Russian Express Card: Don't Leave Home!
The Russian Express Card-- don't leave home!
Q: What's the difference between a Jewish American Princess and a Mexican girl?
A: The Mexican girl's jewelry is fake and her orgasms are real ......
Q: What do you call a Mexican Baptism? A: Bean Dip
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A: A dry Martinez.
Q: What do you call a Mexican midget? A: A speck.
Q: What do they use in a Mexican baptism? A: Bean dip.
What do you call a Mexican in an earthquake? A jumping bean.
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