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• Q: What do you call a very cold dwarf with a hard-on? A: A frigid midget with a frigid digit.
• Q: What do you call a Mexican Baptism? A: Bean Dip
• Q: What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A: A dry Martinez.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?
  A: A little fucker about three feet high....
• What do you call a Mexican in an earthquake? A jumping bean.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a polack and a mexican?
  A: A kid who spraypaints chainlink fences....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Oriental? A: A car thief who can't drive
• Q: What do you get when you mix a Mexican and a squirrel? A: A tree full of hubcaps.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Chinese? A: A car thief that can't drive.