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What Do You Do When An Elephant Comes N Your Window? Swim For Your Life.
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What do you do when an elephant comes n your window?
Swim for your life.
Related:
Is this what you intend to do with your life?
What are you going to do with your life?
why is a fire engine red ? ( in parts of the world that it is red ) the fire engine has six wheels and six crew members.
six plus six is twelve. twelve inches makes a foot....
Q: How do you know when an elephant's been fucking in your garage? A: Your Hefty bags are missing.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a banana?
Q: What do you get when you play a country song backwards?
A: You get your house back, your car back, your woman back, and you get your whole damn life back....
What sound do you get when you drop an elephant down a mineshaft? A-flat minor.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a prostitute?
A hooker who does it for peanuts and won't ever forget it....
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute? A two-ton pickup.