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• Q: What do you get when you cross a Pole and an ape. A: A retarded ape.
• de banaan wordt bespreekbaar", cultuurverandering in ambtelijk en politiek Groningen.
  door Tom Pauka en Rein Zunderdorp (Nijgh en van Ditmar, 1988) Translated...
• Red-tapism: Take a cage with apes. In the cage we hang a banana on a string, and put a stairs under it.
  Before long an ape goes to the stairs towards the banana, but as soon as it even touches the stairs, all apes are sprayed with water....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C.": "If man evolved from the ape, how come there are still apes around?
  Some of them were given choices....
• There was a girl from Dung-D Who got raped by an ape in a tree.
  The results were most horrid, all ass and no forehead, 3 balls an a purple gautee......
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....