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  Some of them were given choices....
• Some simple truths of life by George Carlin... 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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• Did Ya' Ever Just Wonder... Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
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• From The Wit of Steven Wright: ** Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
  The mime next door went nuts. ** If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?...
• Things to think about.... -Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
  -It's a dog eat dog world out there. And they're short on napkins....
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  The situations are based on actual case studies from a well known educational institution and represent a cross-section of test data correlated to evaluate both reaction time to difficult situations as well as the soundness of each decision selected....
• Q: How come there were no black people in the Flintstones? A: They were all apes back then.
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