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• Q:" How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" As many as it takes to make a pile big enough to climb on to reach the bulb....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, They don't make Pampers small enough....
• Q: How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end....
• Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....
• Q:" How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" One - but it takes at least three light bulbs....