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• Q: Did you hear about the girl with tits on her back?
  A: She wasn't much to look at but she was great to slow dance with....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• Q: Did you hear about the girl who gave up bowling for sex?
  A: The balls were lighter and she didn't have to change her shoes!...
• Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with her 6 male friends?
  She came home with a red snapper....
• What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
  Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
• Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.
  A young female (FRESHMAN) raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar in male semen?...
• Prom The photographer in the office next to mine was sending out prom pictures, when her little girl started asking about proms.
  She explained all about them. While going through the shots, they came across one of two girls as a couple, who looked kind of tough....
• Greetings. Must tell you about my uncle Bill who went to Hollywood to get a job in the movies.
  Bill finally got his big break and was chosen to play a part in a western....
• At 3:00 sharp a lady came into Jim's friendly tavern and ordered a Bud in a bottle.
  She picks up the Bud and downs it, takes one look at Jim, her eyes roll back in their sockets and she falls off the bar stool....