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How can you tell when you've passed an elephant? The toilet gets clogged.
Hear about the new line of appliances for gays? They're called kitchen AIDS.
What's grosser than gross? Siamese twins attached at the mouth and one throws up.
What do Greeks wear to weddings? Formal fish nets.
Why aren't there any African-American nuns? Because they find it difficult to say Superior after Mother.
What's the difference between Rock Hudson and George Bush? George's aides haven't killed him, yet.
What do you call an Irish prostitute? A pig in a blanket.
Hear about the Pole who bought a Trans-Am? It took him a month to realize he could drive at night.
What do you call someone with no arms or legs lying out in the sun? Ray.
Hear about the blind skunk... who tried to rape a fart?
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