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What's the worst thing about killing 2,000 students at Tiananmen Square?
An hour later, you want to kill 2,000 more....
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Skip.
How can you tell if a girl is ticklish? Give her your test-tickle.
What's the disadvantage of visiting a leper prostitute? She can only give head once.
Man after rushing into a public bathroom and whipping out his twelve-inche
Whew, I just made it." Drunk at the next urinal: "Can you make me one?...
Why does it take two homosexuals to rape a girl? One to hold her down and the other to tease her hair.
Why do JAP's close their eyes while they're fucking? So they can pretend they're shopping.
What do you call a girl with no arms and legs taking downers? Barb.
What's eighteen inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? George Bush's tie.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is having her period? She's only wearing one sock.

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