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What did the WASP child scream when her school was burning down? "MY HOMEWORK!!
Hear about the Polish/Italian soccer game? Italy didn't show up, and three plays later the Poles won.
Why didn't God make Adam and Eve African? Ever try to take a rib from an African-American male?
Nurse: "Why is that old man sticking out his tongue and holding up his middle finger?
Doc: "He's showing me his sexual organs....
What's red and white and bobs up and down? A baby in a Jacuzzi.
What do you make from frozen holy water? Popesicles.
Secretary: "May I use your Dictaphone?" Boss: "Use your finger like everyone else.
Hear about the retarded Arab terrorists? They attacked the Special Olympics.
How many Marines does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Fifty. One to screw it in and the other forty nine to guard him....
Hear about the new Pan Am check-in procedure? You choose between Smoking and Burnt-Beyond-All-Recognition.

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