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What did the disadvantaged Jewish teenager get for Chanukah? A domestic car.
How can you tell if an elephant is in the same dark room with you?
You can smell the peanuts on his breath....
Why is the urban cowboy's mustache all brown and scuzzy?
"He's lookin' for love in all the wrong places....
John: "Wow! Great scooter, where'd you get the motor?
Bob: "My dad's iron lung." John: "What did he say about that?" Bob: "'AARRGGHHH!'...
Hear the new slogan for Clairol hair color? "Buy a double batch and get a snatch to match.
What do you get when you cross an African-American with a Japanese?
Someone who on December seventh has an uncontrollable urge to attack Pearl Bailey....
What came out of John Lennon's head when he was shot? Beatlejuice.
Hear about the Pole who couldn't write "Happy Birthday" on a cake?
It kept getting stuck in the typewriter....
Where do fags park? In the rear.
Hear about the Jewish porn movie? It's called "Debbie Does Bubkis.

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