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Procrastination: What I Plan On If I Ever Find Time *
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Procrastination: What I plan on if I ever find time *
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I keep putting off procrastination & get nowhere
Procrastinators Creed 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or to find excuses....
I can never find the time to procrastinate.
I think I will plan being spontaneous tomorrow
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I plan to live forever, or die trying.
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About that time Woody Woodpecker flies by and hears the commotion....
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hat you're not here to ruin it for me. OUTSIDE: I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love....