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• Purgamentum Init, Exit Purgamentum.
• 'Exit, pursued by a bear.'
• SMOOTH ESCAPE DISGUISED AS DRAMATIC EXIT
• Please be sure to exit before leaving. - Jack Trege
• Sign at the exit of the IRS: "Watch your mouth.
• A: Hi I'm new in town--could you give me directions to your apartment?
  B: Well, walking straight through the exit is your first clue....
• Purportedly real, but I didn't hear it myself ... (Transmission as a DC-10 rolls out long after a fast landing.
  ..) San Jose Tower: American 751 heavy, turn right at the end if able....
• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
• Have you heard the one about the tribe of Basques who lived in this valley?
  They heard that barbarian hoards were approaching, so they decided to lay a trap....