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SAFE SEX, The Next Best Thing To Being There.
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SAFE SEX, the next best thing to being there.
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Its like 'safe sex'....only SAFER!
Remember when safe sex was a padded headboard ?!!!
Remember when safe sex was not getting caught?
Hey, there is Hot-sex, Group-sex, safe-sex, phone-sex, speedy-sex, crazy-sex and for people wid ur face - NO SEX!
Your idea of safe sex is a pillow covering the head-board.
