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Your Idea Of Safe Sex Is A Pillow Covering The Head-board.
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Your idea of safe sex is a pillow covering the head-board.
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Its like 'safe sex'....only SAFER!
Remember when safe sex was a padded headboard ?!!!
Remember when safe sex was not getting caught?
SAFE SEX, the next best thing to being there.
Hey, there is Hot-sex, Group-sex, safe-sex, phone-sex, speedy-sex, crazy-sex and for people wid ur face - NO SEX!
Q: How can you tell when an elephant's got her period?
A: There's a quarter on your bedstand, and your pillow is missing....
YOU KNOW YOUR A REDNECK IF.... You still have an 8-track tape player in your car or house.
Your idea of safe sex doesn't include anyone else....
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Allowed to race wearing nothing but a "World's Fastest Man" sash....