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  Nothing improves with age. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again....
• Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
  A: They don't want to wear out the camel....
• Dahlmer: He doesn't like sex unless its on a plate!
• Sex on TV can't hurt you, unless you fall off!
• MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX -------------------- 1.
  The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings....
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  She yelled, "Hurry up Tillie, get ready for our date!...
• Reality is the opiate of those who can't handle SF
• Where sex and fun are spelled the same way.
• Your Favorite Color Is The Key To Your Sexual Life RED Tend to be tigers in the sack.
  They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable....