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Reality Is The Opiate Of Those Who Can't Handle SF
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Reality is the opiate of those who can't handle SF
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Reality is for people who can't handle science fiction.
The opiate of the masses.
Those who can...do; those who can't...ride space shuttles.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, write the manual.
Those who can, do; those who can't, Simulate.
These are actual bumper stickers: * Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
* Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control....
There are three kinds of mathematicians: those who can count and those who cannot.
From: Norman Danner <ndanger@ocf.Berkeley.EDU>...
There are 10 kinds of mathematicians. Those who can think binarily and those who can't...
PeeWee says he can handle it himself sir.