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  His broad-band protocol made it easy for him to interface with numerous input/output devices, even if it meant time-sharing....
• J. Daniel Smith's East German joke the other day reminded of this one.
  Bill Fason told it to me a few years ago. --DG) One night, Erich Honnecker was in the bedchamber having some pillow talk with his mistress....
• All The Thanks I Need... A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.
  The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny....
• A Change Of Vows... During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.
  "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows....
• After she got married, Gerry Ferraro kept her maiden name as a tribute to her mother.
  It's further evidence of how she balances the ticket. Mr. Mondale kept his to honor his father....
• How to solve an argument. A husband desparate to end an argument offers to buy is wife a new car.
  She curtly declines his offe...
• A lady athletic and handsome Got wedged in her sleeping room transom.
  When she offered much gold For release, she was told, That the view is worth more than the ransom....
• THE JOB SECURITY QUIZ 1. The boss appears at your cubicle and finds you playing DOOM at your desk, you.
  .. A) Swear to take the game off your hard drive forever, but first make a copy for his kid....
• On Late Night on 6/6/89.) Dave has one of his more respectable guests on the show
  a Connecticut lady (didn't catch the name) who caters weddings and other social events, and has written books on the subject....