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She Turned Me Into A Newt!
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She turned me into a newt!
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She turned me into a newt!... I got better.
She means nothing to me.
She was soooooooooooooo blonde... ....she sent me a fax with a stamp on it .
...she thought a quarterback was a refund ....she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order ....
And like a ghost she glimmers on to me
I HIT YOU, TREE" Sung to the tune of "I got you babe", by Sonny & Cher Mike
They say that we can't go down the hill, Before we go we really should write a will....
The man at the bar casually leaned over and asked a woman passing by, "Excuse me, miss, do you have the time?
What?" she said loudly, "How dare you proposition me!...
On his honeymoon, an elderly man turned to his young bride, complaining, &quo
Darling, you're gonna kill me. How can I tell if I'm having an or**sm or a heart attack?...
An attractive woman walked into an elevator in a Manhattan office building and found herself alone with Donald Trump.
As the elevator began to rise, she turned to him and said, &quo...
Dead rabbit I was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.
I swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit....