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69 There was a young dolly named Molly Who thought that to frig was a folly.
Said she, "Your pee-pee Means nothing to me, But I'll do it just to be jolly....
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "I'm going fishing.
Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety....
Men, Translated "I'm going fishing." Really means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.
"It's a guy thing." Really means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical....
PC Messages A somewhat improved Glossary of Your PC's Messages By Kevin Pease It say
Press Any Key" It means: "Press any key you like but I'm not moving....
She turned me into a newt!
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Bill works in a coffee, bagels, and sandwiches trailer on the campus of CSUC, Chuck is his boss and the owner of the truck, and yes, according to Bill, this actually happened....
Home Sweet Home A policeman sees an old man sitting on a park bench crying.
What's the matter" asks the cop. The old man replies, "I'm married to a 21 year old gorgeous girl....
28 of the World's Biggest Lies... 1. The check is in the mail.
2. I'll respect you in the morning. 3. I'm from your government, and I am here to help you....
Where's The Mail? A blonde goes out of her house and checks her mailbox.
Seeing nothing, she closes the mailbox and goes back into her house....