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• Pass the beans please!! Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans.
  She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her....
• A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.
  She said, "But we don't know anything about each other....
• It would have been even more interesting if the platform floor fights had been, instead, mud wrestling.
  Updated version of the annual song: "Bare she is, Miss America. . ....
• A lady athletic and handsome Got wedged in her sleeping room transom.
  When she offered much gold For release, she was told, That the view is worth more than the ransom....
•  There is more to reality than meets the eye 
• I'm more humble than you are!
• Imagination is more important than knowledge!