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• Q: How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? A
  Answering the iron. Q: How did she burn the other side? A: They called back....
• Q: How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? A: She answered the iron.
  Q: How did she burn the other cheek? A: The guy called back....
• Q: How did Helen Keller burn her fingers? A: She tried to read the waffle iron.
• Q: HOW DID HELEN KELLER BURN HER FACE? A: BOBBING FOR FRENCH FRIES.
  Q: HOW DID HELEN KELLER BURN HER FINGERS? A: READING HER WAFFLE IRON....
• Quick, call a Witch Doctor. My witch is sick!
• QUICK! Call a witch-doctor: My witch is sick!
• Where there's a witch, there's a way
• Ding, dong, the witch is dead!
• Where there's a witch, there's a way.