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So How DO They Get The Lead Into The Pencil?
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So how DO they get the lead into the pencil?
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You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil has to be lead.
So how *do* they get Teflon to stick to the pan?
Lead, Follow, or get the Hell out of the way...
A young couple is living on a farm. One evening a flying saucer lands on the farm, right next to their house.
Out of the flying saucer steps a young Martian couple, and they look very much like humans....
Contractors Three contractors were touring the white house on the same day.
One was from New York, another from Missouri, and the third from Florida....
How do you get them out? With a straw!
How do they get teflon to stick to the pans?
In this business, you either lead, follow or get the hell out of the way.
Some simple truths of life by George Carlin... 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor....