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You Can Lead A Horse To Water, But A Pencil Has To Be Lead.
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You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil has to be lead.
Related:
Hartley's First Law: You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back, you've got something.
So how DO they get the lead into the pencil?
You can lead a man to ponder; you cannot make him think.
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think
Lead me not to temptation, I can find it myself!
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.